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"Fighting Satan's Minions is HARD WORK! After a long day protesting
the funerals of justly executed sodomites,
fighting John Kerry and the other Christ-rejecting, God-hating
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for my incestuous progeny to ease my tired muscles at the end
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"In our Holy Crusade against the Evil Muslim Terrorists, we should invade their
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